Even if the 'yacht' is an aging express crusier with parts coming off at every inopportune occasion, we know how to party.  Captained graciously by the ever intoxicated 'wonderboy' himself (names changed to protect the innocent till proven guilty), and various feline entertainment in tow, it's a sign of good times.

Lesson:  Quit job, make friends with people whose friends have jobs and toys they won't notice missing.